kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

sun-and-stars-girl:

If I had the chance to stay young forever I’d p take it.. Not for selfish reasons, but you can do a lot more shit in a younger body 

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
  • i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

    flowerlulu:

    yamixyugishipping:

    the-hatred-machine:

    karmakrazey:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    orangeninjadan:

    officialeo:

    fast-lifee:

    headhunterxzi:

    gravityfalse:

    ask-fugi-no-misamac:

    officialeo:

    I’m sorry.
    It had to be done. 

    Ok,You really did it now!

    I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

    Allow me to play you the song of my people.

    where can i download this

    oh dear

    at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

    but then i noticed how long it was

    and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

    IT HIT

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    ^Literally my face when it hit

    THANK YOU FOR THIS

    AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

    SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

    AND THEN IT HAPPENED

    AND I

    image

    OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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    motherfuckingshakespeare:

    akafoxxcub:

    the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

    much ado about pussy

    Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

    fatwink:

    crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

    jaclcfrost:

    u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure