If I had the chance to stay young forever I’d p take it.. Not for selfish reasons, but you can do a lot more shit in a younger body
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure